This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.
because it’s pure nintenadium
I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before
Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind
The only thing stronger than Nintendium is Nokiaum.
What if we somehow combine them both?
Whoever got it would be unstoppable
One game to rule them all,
one system to find them,
One phone to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them